Some of you may know of his latest
escapade so I figured we could have a little fun at his expense like Mad magazine does:
Dies from:
Papercut from his favorite bible 1000:1
Dover Penn. resident goes on a rampage on the set of the 700 Club 100:1
God smites him 2:1
Goes to hell in the Afterlife 1:1
Feel free to add your own LOL
Aspirates shoe leather during an apology: 143:1
Becomes the target of a successful plot by a David Jones or David Koresh follower: 23:1
Has a heart attack after finding out his daughter listens to Marilyn Manson: 3:1
Finds out after death that there was no hell, but God is putting him in with a few dozen herpes infested parishoners: 1851:1
The apostle John tells him he's a real putz: 316:1
God informs him that creation was a Doodle in God-school: 153043571:1
Transeat In Exemplum: Let this stand as the example.
Yeah, and next he's gonna tell us there is a place in the clouds we all go after we die
Maybe eventually he will realize that portraying god as an unforgiving and revenge seeking being does not help his cause.
God hocks a loogie and it destroys the Patterson household: 13:6
Finds out his daughter is a Lesbian and has an anuerism pop: 4:1
Transeat In Exemplum: Let this stand as the example.
^^^ Trying to start a flame war Jimmy?
Transeat In Exemplum: Let this stand as the example.
Books Rob Zombie on the 700 club
8,987,983,113,355,111,098:1
Goodbye Callisto & Skaši, Hello Ishara:
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The only thing every single person from every single walk of life on earth can truly say
they have in common is that their country is run by a bunch of fargin iceholes.
8 SEXTILLION? Those are some good odds you're giving there, Keeper
Transeat In Exemplum: Let this stand as the example.
it would be in the septadecillion if he would be booking Oderus Urungus to the 700 club...
but the odds would be 11:10 that oderus would spank him with the bible.
Goodbye Callisto & Skaši, Hello Ishara:
2022 Kia Stinger GT2 AWD
The only thing every single person from every single walk of life on earth can truly say
they have in common is that their country is run by a bunch of fargin iceholes.
Here's a few more since he opened his
big fat mouth
Dies at the hands of an Israeli/Jew
Going to hell after finding out god is half jewish and was all for a peaceful ending to Gaza violence even if it meant giving the Gaza strip to the Arabs.
Dies of embarassment after he finds out God watches the 700 club for the pure comedy gold: 7:3
Smoted by Allah during a laughing fit: 11:4
Has a stroke and ends up a vegitable: 4:1
Gets air-conditioned by Ariel Sharon and Hugo Chavez's love child: 5:2
Transeat In Exemplum: Let this stand as the example.
JimmyZ wrote:One day realizes that the bible was a work of fiction that idiots in the past read and started to worship.... 4:3
JimmyZ realizing he's just shown himself to be as bad of a close-minded self assured idiot as Pat Roberson 1:4
Getting a ban for flaming a mod... 3:4
I've never heard of this "part throttle" before. Does it just bolt on?
On a side note: Up untill earlier today, my MSN name was "Pat Robertson is a pimple on society's ass".
"i promise we won't get drunk, and go out in boat in the dark, stand up in the boat and fire the gun into the air unless we have life jackets on."
Finds out I pimped his daughter, and kills himself 2:1
Red 2005 Saturn Ion-3 Coupe
Finds out she was a pretty popular attraction in France: 5:1
Transeat In Exemplum: Let this stand as the example.
This is based on huistorical precedent, so don't all of you get pop rocks in your panties...
Odds that Pat Roberton has participated in, or lead, a black mass:
3:1
Goodbye Callisto & Skaši, Hello Ishara:
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The only thing every single person from every single walk of life on earth can truly say
they have in common is that their country is run by a bunch of fargin iceholes.
JimmyZ wrote:One day realizes that the bible was a work of fiction that idiots in the past read and started to worship.... 4:3
I'm cleaning spit-up hot chocolate off my desk because of you!
Pat Robertson's daughter has no intention to "wait until marriage": 2:1
Asks to go to hell after finding out that "god" is a Jewish black woman: 3:2
Satan begs God to take him back: 4:3
God creates a new realm just for him in the afterlife, because heaven, purgatory and hell don't want him: 20:1
Gives up all his personal wealth if it would solve all the world's problems: Statistically impossible.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
actually understands christianity and the lesson christ 5000:1
as you see I'm being very generous.
-Chris
Gets shot accidently while on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney 10-1(if there's 9 other people with them that is
)
Pat Robertson is actually a Mason. His intent is to destroy the Conservative Christian movement from within by saying the most ignorant and idiotic things known to man.
And he's doing a fine job.
