That is the worst plan I have ever heard of.
Rob S wrote:>1..) "The US will apologize to the world for our
>"interference" in their affairs, past &
>present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
>Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those
>'good ole boys,' We will never "interfere" again.
*smacks forehead*
Do you know what would have happened if we WOULDN'T have interfered with Hitler? The German war machine, at that time, was extremely powerful and well-funded. The British and their allies alone would stand no chance against Germany and Japan and would have eventually fallen. Without the aid of Britain and their allies, I doubt the U.S. could have campaigned in both Europe and the East and have won. Why in the hell would the U.S. apologize for literally saving the world? Retarded.
Rob S wrote:>2..) We will withdraw our troops from all over the
>world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the
>Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want
>us there. We would station troops at our borders.
>No one allowed sneaking through holes in the
>fence.
Yes, this sounds fantastic, let the world know we've had a sudden change of heart. South Korea can protect itself just fine against North Korea. The reason North Korea hasn't yet taken over South Korea is because of U.S. (and other nations) presence.. if they began killing U.S. troops, there would be a war which Kim Jong Il would be smart to avoid. I don't agree with the "war" in the Middle East, but withdrawing troops at this point would lead to a bloodbath and stability in the Iraqi infrastructure would not exist.
Rob S wrote:>3..) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
>affairs together and leave. We'll give
>them a free trip home. After 90 days the
>remainder will be gathered up and deported
>immediately, regardless of who or where
>they are..
HAH! Do you think illegal aliens will just turn themselves in? "Oh, ok, ya got me, I'll go back home." Like hell they will, they tried this hard to get OVER here, why would they turn themselves in and go BACK? What are we doing, purging the country? Plus, why in the world would we send all the illegal aliens in the country back now? Keep new ones from coming in, sure, boost funding and staff to border patrol and airlines, but why deport the ones in the country from coming in? Because they're taking our health care and jobs? The reason they are doing that is because they are willing to work for a lot less at most jobs and not gripe about it at all. An American is the exact opposite, so just suck it up and enjoy the competition.
Rob S wrote:>4..) All future visitors will be thoroughly
>checked and limited to 90 days unless
>given a special permit!!!!!!!! No one from
>a terrorist nation will be allowed
>in. If you don't like it there, change it
>yourself and don't hide here. Asylum
>would never be available to anyone. We
>don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11
>cashiers.
This is borderline racism and a totally retarded idea. Some high-handed, pompous, far right-wing bullcrap.
Rob S wrote:>5..) No foreign "students" over age 21. The
>older ones are the bombers. If they don't
>attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back
>home baby.
This is even worse than the previous one. So instead of doing some background check (there are people who's job this is) we just do it the American way and TOTALLY DENY ANYONE FROM A CERTAIN COUNTRY FROM COMING IN. Yes, let's strengthen our affairs with other countries but BANNING TRAVEL TO AMERICA. Oh, hell yeah, they'll still want to trade with us! There are currently
47 different countries that have terrorist cells in them, INCLUDING the United States. So, while we're at it, LET'S BAN ALL AIR TRAVEL IN THE UNITED STATES AS WELL! @!#$!
Rob S wrote:>6..) The US will make a strong effort to become
>self-sufficient energy wise. This will include
>developing nonpolluting sources of energy but
>will require a temporary drilling of oil in the
>Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to
>cope for a while.
You can make a strong effort until you're blue in the face. Again, some far right-wing crap, let's drill in the Alaskan wildlife while we "hmm" our way to new energy sources. Moronic as all hell.
Rob S wrote:>7..) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
>countries $10 a barrel!
>for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some
>place else. They can go somewhere else to
>sell their production. (About a week of the wells
>filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
Do you know what the word utter pandemonium means? Stand-still of the United States economy? How the @!#$ are planes going to fly without gas? How do diesels get cargo across the country without gas? How do I get to work without gas? Oh, hah, forget about THOSE issues, we're just trying to stick it to those Middle Eastern bastards! Come on, Saudi Arabia will tell us to shove it up our ass and I guarantee you we will be the ones coming back on our knees begging, not them. I'm sure then can go somewhere else to sell their production, but where are we going to go to buy the rest of what we need? Didn't think about that, oops.
Rob S wrote:>8..) If there is a famine or other natural
>catastrophe in the world, we will not
>"interfere." They can pray to Allah or
>whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever
>they need. Besides most of what we give them
>is stolen or givento the army. The people who
>need it most get very little, if anything.
Oh, right, gotcha, since we have done the previous 7 things, let's make ourselves look like REAL @!#$s and not help out other countries during tsunamis/earthquakes/disease. Foreign diplomacy will be at it's best, that's a guarantee.
Rob S wrote:>9..) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island
>some place. We don't need the spies and fair
>weather friends here. Besides, the building would
>make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
>aliens.
What in the hell are you talking about?
Rob S wrote:>10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty
>school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly
>Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
>
>ENGLISH.....learn
>it...or LEAVE.....
English is the predominant language, yes. I also speak Spanish, I learned it in school. Our country also speaks Chinese, French, German, Tagalog, Vietnamese, Italian, Korean, Russian, Polish. There are altogether about 336 languages used in the United States. Whoever wrote this should be shot in the mouth.
I seriously doubt Robin Williams wrote this, probably some 15 year-old political activist speaking his or her mind on a subjects they recently started looking at in social studies. All of these ideas are horrible.
