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hummer gets dummer (700hp trash)
Wednesday, May 10, 2006 8:41 PM

consider the cost of an H2, than consider the mind-boggling cost of tuning
it to 700hp, than consider you have a car that can be paced by an RSX-S,or
a cobalt SS at a fraction of the cost. Hell, a supercharged kenne bel Ford
Escape/ Mazda Tribute reaches 60mph in 5.9seconds (on 18s)





Date posted: 05-10-2006 (edmunds.com)
MUNICH, Germany — Those darn Germans have been watching Starsky & Hutch reruns again.

It wasn't enough that the tuner boys at Geiger Cars went and blowtorched any number
of American muscle cars, from the Chevrolet Corvette Z06 to the Dodge Viper. Now
they're messing with some serious American iron — the Hummer H2 — to give law-
enforcement officials over here a little comfort.

With tongue planted deeply in cheek, Geiger has created what it calls "the world's
fastest police Hummer," a 700-hp edition of the H2, complete with county sheriff's
livery.

Geiger hiked the displacement of the H2's V8 to 7.0 liters and fitted a belt-driven,
intercooled supercharger, as well as high-performance pistons, titanium connecting
rods and a precision-balanced crankshaft. The result is a serious boost in torque, to
667 pound-feet, with output climbing to 700 horsepower. Despite its massive size and
weight, the Geiger Hummer sprints from zero to 60 mph in less than 6.5 seconds, with
its top speedelectronically limited to 155 mph.

The Geiger Hummer rides on some fat rubber: Kumho 325/35R-28 tires mounted on massive
forged chrome wheels. Brakes have been upgraded and the suspension tweaked, with firmer
shocks, beefier stabilizer bars and a lower ride height all contributing to improved
ride control. For more information, visit http://www.geigercars.de/.

What this means to you: The long arm of the law just got a bit wider, heavier and less
efficient.





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Re: hummer gets dummer (700hp trash)
Wednesday, May 10, 2006 8:46 PM
hey how the hell did they get yosemitti sam next to that hummer....



Re: hummer gets dummer (700hp trash)
Wednesday, May 10, 2006 9:45 PM
Probably drop a second off the 0-60 time if you swap the 28's for 20's.

Which reminds me. Does anyone remember when 20's were the new thing? 28's crazy.



Re: hummer gets dummer (700hp trash)
Thursday, May 11, 2006 3:50 AM
teh Sunfires... (Tom) wrote:Probably drop a second off the 0-60 time if you swap the 28's for 20's.

Which reminds me. Does anyone remember when 20's were the new thing? 28's crazy.



oh yeah.... they were ghey then, and even ghey-er now




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Re: hummer gets dummer (700hp trash)
Thursday, May 11, 2006 5:38 AM
Quote:

they're messing with some serious American iron — the Hummer H2

I'm not expert but the hummer H2 isn't what I'd consider serious American iron.

Wow take one of the biggest gas guzzzlers up the displacement and supercharge it all so it can do 0-60 in less than 6.5 sec. I wonder what the mpg on that thing is.




Re: hummer gets dummer (700hp trash)
Thursday, May 11, 2006 5:40 AM
Go those rims are huge....needs a nice 18 with some hefty street tires. Id like to see some MT\R tires, but what good would that do when the cops are on the street.




Quote:

you have a car that can be paced by an RSX-S,or
a cobalt SS at a fraction of the cost.


Right but how much gear can you fit into either of those cars? And people? That should be fun for everyone when you make arrests trying to put them in a @!#$ rsx coupe. Guys this is a cop car and frankly i wish our cops had something with a little more speed. And hoesntly, as much as i hate Any hummber but the H1 or Alpha, id take that over any cobalt or rsx. Well, minus those @!#$ rims.



Re: hummer gets dummer (700hp trash)
Thursday, May 11, 2006 5:55 AM
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Re: hummer gets dummer (700hp trash)
Thursday, May 11, 2006 5:56 AM
Yeah but for the price of one of these monsters you could have a small fleet of Cobalts or RSX's. This will be a tough one for police depts all over the US, one huge by giant monster truck or 20 cars ? Hmm, which way to go which way to go ?





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Re: hummer gets dummer (700hp trash)
Thursday, May 11, 2006 5:59 AM
I like big rims and you need more power to roll them





Re: hummer gets dummer (700hp trash)
Thursday, May 11, 2006 6:01 AM
Jackalope wrote:Yeah but for the price of one of these monsters you could have a small fleet of Cobalts or RSX's. This will be a tough one for police depts all over the US, one huge by giant monster truck or 20 cars ? Hmm, which way to go which way to go ?


Thats not even over here. Its in germany. But yeah RSX's and Cobalts do not make good police cars.



Re: hummer gets dummer (700hp trash)
Thursday, May 11, 2006 6:18 AM
I dont' think I would be cought dead doing 155MPH in that thing. if I was doing 155 I probebly would be dead. but nice hp none the less.


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Re: hummer gets dummer (700hp trash)
Thursday, May 11, 2006 11:36 AM
Roscoe wrote:
Jackalope wrote:Yeah but for the price of one of these monsters you could have a small fleet of Cobalts or RSX's. This will be a tough one for police depts all over the US, one huge by giant monster truck or 20 cars ? Hmm, which way to go which way to go ?


Thats not even over here. Its in germany. But yeah RSX's and Cobalts do not make good police cars.



Believe it or not but the Howard County police here in MD actualy do have 3 Cobalt SS 2 doors that I know of.
A red one a silver one and a blue one, all are unmarked and use for traffic enforcement. I know cause my dealership supplied them with the cars.






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Re: hummer gets dummer (700hp trash)
Thursday, May 11, 2006 11:40 AM
Jackalope wrote:
Roscoe wrote:
Jackalope wrote:Yeah but for the price of one of these monsters you could have a small fleet of Cobalts or RSX's. This will be a tough one for police depts all over the US, one huge by giant monster truck or 20 cars ? Hmm, which way to go which way to go ?


Thats not even over here. Its in germany. But yeah RSX's and Cobalts do not make good police cars.



Believe it or not but the Howard County police here in MD actualy do have 3 Cobalt SS 2 doors that I know of.
A red one a silver one and a blue one, all are unmarked and use for traffic enforcement. I know cause my dealership supplied them with the cars.


I belive that and i knew about that, i think it was you who warned MD people right? For that kind of work they are pefect. However, for what they can use this H2 for, they couldnt do with a Cobalt..ya know what i mean. All the gear the can carry, transporting people.



Re: hummer gets dummer (700hp trash)
Thursday, May 11, 2006 11:54 AM
The can always use it as promotion and awareness, Much like Dare Cars.





Re: hummer gets dummer (700hp trash)
Thursday, May 11, 2006 12:17 PM
YUP that were me! Nfamous, Not sure if they're DARE cars or not. Its a posibility tho. But yeah stuffing bad guys into the back seat in cuffs may be difficult at best !




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Re: hummer gets dummer (700hp trash)
Thursday, May 11, 2006 4:21 PM
Here in VA Beach, we have at least one Police Hummer



Re: hummer gets dummer (700hp trash)
Thursday, May 11, 2006 5:20 PM
it'd be perfect for hauling groups of illegals off to jail in...




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Re: hummer gets dummer (700hp trash)
Thursday, May 11, 2006 6:56 PM
I don't get why a police Hummer has to have 28's... lol




Re: hummer gets dummer (700hp trash)
Friday, May 12, 2006 4:46 AM
brew-san wrote:
Quote:

they're messing with some serious American iron — the Hummer H2

I'm not expert but the hummer H2 isn't what I'd consider serious American iron.

Wow take one of the biggest gas guzzzlers up the displacement and supercharge it all so it can do 0-60 in less than 6.5 sec. I wonder what the mpg on that thing is.


I suspect you'd be talking GPM statistics. (gallons per mile). FYI: An M1 Abrams Tank gets approximately 2 gallons per mile when travelling @ 50 Mph.


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Re: hummer gets dummer (700hp trash)
Friday, May 12, 2006 4:58 AM
Gam, No surprise there the Balitome city police use 4 door Cavi's too. They also have a few Mustang's as well, of corse the 6 cyl versions so I really don't get the thinking.




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Re: hummer gets dummer (700hp trash)
Friday, May 12, 2006 5:03 AM
Yeah, I've read of a few places using them for traffic enforcement, radio cars etc... same with the 'stangs... but they're buying base models.

as an aside: Ottawa's just started using Dodge Charger and new Chev Impala in a test programme... maybe the crown vic's are on the way out.


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Re: hummer gets dummer (700hp trash)
Friday, May 12, 2006 5:09 AM
Hey we got some Chargers too !! But from the looks of them I doubt they're Hemi cars. Not unless Dodge is putting Hemi's into base looking cars for the cops. Corse it wouldn't be the first time something like that was done.






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Re: hummer gets dummer (700hp trash)
Friday, May 12, 2006 5:16 AM
They have a police package for the Chargers, though I'm not too sure if they're Hemi's... and the Impalas have the V8's with the power on demand feature... they're leaning towards those if what I hear is correct, they want to start cutting the fuel budgets (so we have an anti-idle campaign, and now this, it makes sense).




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Re: hummer gets dummer (700hp trash)
Friday, May 12, 2006 5:28 AM
Cops not idle thier cars ?!? What !?!? That would be like cops not eating donuts!




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Re: hummer gets dummer (700hp trash)
Friday, May 12, 2006 5:36 AM
lol...

I'm actually being serious... RCMP has a cross-Canada anti-idle campaign, and a lot of local police services are adopting it. Apparently, it's working... Fuel bill for 2005 dropped 18% from 2004, and down over 20% first quarter of 2006 from 2004 (with 30% higher gas prices to boot).




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