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my evo lx ride..... im still cleaing out the pee
Monday, April 24, 2006 7:47 AM
I was at a club meet last night and we had a few people with decent cars. there was one evo lx there. guy who owned it was kinda of cool. we got to talking and he asked if I wanted a ride. I said sure. so he went over to the pass side and pulled out what looked like surgical tubeing with a plastic thing in the middlee....... yeah thats when the pee started flowing. he poped the engine bay grabed his extended wastegate hose and put it in. took the little cyl looking thing and sort of just spun the knob.....yeah more pee. he took out his air box and we got in the car. I pulled my seat belt back real tight and made sure it locked. rest of the club started smiling as we pulled out onto the road.

now to compleately understand my feeling you have to realize that I have been building by turbo kit from the ground up. I have no previous knowldge of cars except what I have taught my self. I ve only ever ridden in one other turbo car. (some fat kid named phil)

any way as we sat at the light I figured that it was going to be like that. I figured these factory turbo cars have an ove boost limiter right. i mean how high could it bee. ummm yeah. light went green and he dumped it at around 4g's no spin just neck pain. I tried not to look like a deuche and keep my head straight. but I coulndt. I felt like the car knew I was scared and pulled that much harder. as we approached the light he deiced to prove to me that the car did only one thing better then go fast.... stop. he slamed on the brakes and the car just sort of stoped. no dive no screeh just stoped. (by this time pee was everywhere)

we went back to the meet I got out of the car and sort of half smircked half cried. needless to say my turbo goes in this week or next no exceptions.


(didnt mean to be that long)


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Re: my evo lx ride..... im still cleaing out the p
Monday, April 24, 2006 7:54 AM
Sweet sounds fun.... you mean Evo IX right? Not Evo LX.

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Re: my evo lx ride..... im still cleaing out the p
Monday, April 24, 2006 9:28 AM
yeah


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Re: my evo lx ride..... im still cleaing out the p
Monday, April 24, 2006 9:47 AM
Sooo was it fast?




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Re: my evo lx ride..... im still cleaing out the p
Monday, April 24, 2006 9:56 AM
haha sounds like my first expiernce in my buddys 99 GSX Spyder.....He had alot of work done to it...ALOT and we went for a little ride. Holy @!#$, i had trouble breathing under intial accelleration.



Re: my evo lx ride..... im still cleaing out the p
Monday, April 24, 2006 11:42 AM
im confused
what is the deal with this pee youre talkin about?
are you pissing yourself or what?



Re: my evo lx ride..... im still cleaing out the p
Monday, April 24, 2006 12:22 PM
is it like moded evo or stock?




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Re: my evo lx ride..... im still cleaing out the p
Monday, April 24, 2006 1:19 PM
why did I have to be called some fat kid?

couldnt you just say my name?


@!#$in idiot



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Re: my evo lx ride..... im still cleaing out the p
Monday, April 24, 2006 1:25 PM
I think they have pills for those who cant stop peeing...



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Re: my evo lx ride..... im still cleaing out the p
Monday, April 24, 2006 1:30 PM
themarin8r wrote:im confused
what is the deal with this pee youre talkin about?




Re: my evo lx ride..... im still cleaing out the p
Monday, April 24, 2006 2:50 PM
themarin8r wrote:im confused
what is the deal with this pee youre talkin about?
are you pissing yourself or what?

no $#!t... im more confused than usual




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Re: my evo lx ride..... im still cleaing out the p
Monday, April 24, 2006 3:08 PM
QBE (The Boosted One) wrote:why did I have to be called some fat kid?

couldnt you just say my name?


@!#$in idiot


cuz theres more than one phil on here... the "fat phil with a turbo cav" pretty much narrows it completely down




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Re: my evo lx ride..... im still cleaing out the p
Monday, April 24, 2006 4:08 PM
i got that same feeling when my buddies dad took me for a ride in his 500 hp WS-6



Re: my evo lx ride..... im still cleaing out the p
Monday, April 24, 2006 4:20 PM
Scarab (Jersey Jay 1.8T) wrote:
QBE (The Boosted One) wrote:why did I have to be called some fat kid?

couldnt you just say my name?


@!#$in idiot


cuz theres more than one phil on here... the "fat phil with a turbo cav" pretty much narrows it completely down


you know I love you phil


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Re: my evo lx ride..... im still cleaing out the p
Monday, April 24, 2006 7:18 PM
Jcavi wrote:
Scarab (Jersey Jay 1.8T) wrote:
QBE (The Boosted One) wrote:why did I have to be called some fat kid?

couldnt you just say my name?


@!#$in idiot


cuz theres more than one phil on here... the "fat phil with a turbo cav" pretty much narrows it completely down


you know I love you phil


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Re: my evo lx ride..... im still cleaing out the p
Monday, April 24, 2006 7:27 PM
KG wrote:
themarin8r wrote:im confused
what is the deal with this pee youre talkin about?




Re: my evo lx ride..... im still cleaing out the p
Monday, April 24, 2006 7:57 PM
Scarab (Jersey Jay 1.8T) wrote:
QBE (The Boosted One) wrote:why did I have to be called some fat kid?

couldnt you just say my name?


@!#$in idiot


cuz theres more than one phil on here... the "fat phil with a turbo cav" pretty much narrows it completely down


sorry guys...but that made me chuckle



Re: my evo lx ride..... im still cleaing out the p
Monday, April 24, 2006 8:22 PM
KG wrote:
KG wrote:
themarin8r wrote:im confused
what is the deal with this pee youre talkin about?


it was supposed to be a metaphor for going fast. I guess the point didnt hit as hard as I wanted it to. here replace pee with adrelen.


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Re: my evo lx ride..... im still cleaing out the p
Monday, April 24, 2006 11:14 PM
wtf is adrelen? lol
how did you ever pass spelling in grade school? lol



Re: my evo lx ride..... im still cleaing out the p
Tuesday, April 25, 2006 12:34 AM
since when are pee and adrenaline interchangeable?

"Man when your running a 11 second quarter mile, you really gotta pee"

"My girlfriend was in the middle of her 4th consecutive orgasm when I really felt the pee flowing"

Just doesnt sound right to me...



Re: my evo lx ride..... im still cleaing out the p
Wednesday, April 26, 2006 7:21 AM
themarin8r wrote:wtf is adrelen? lol
how did you ever pass spelling in grade school? lol


I didnt


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Re: my evo lx ride..... im still cleaing out the p
Wednesday, April 26, 2006 7:22 AM
WannaBzee (aka BadAceDesign) wrote:since when are pee and adrenaline interchangeable?

"Man when your running a 11 second quarter mile, you really gotta pee"

"My girlfriend was in the middle of her 4th consecutive orgasm when I really felt the pee flowing"

Just doesnt sound right to me...


am I the only one thats heard the saying "scared the piss out of me" btw after 4 orgasams I always have to pee.


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Re: my evo lx ride..... im still cleaing out the p
Wednesday, April 26, 2006 4:53 PM
I've had girls "thinking" they've had to pee when it was something completely different *JBO 4Tw


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Re: my evo lx ride..... im still cleaing out the p
Sunday, April 30, 2006 7:57 AM
Roscoe wrote:haha sounds like my first expiernce in my buddys 99 GSX Spyder.....He had alot of work done to it...ALOT and we went for a little ride. Holy @!#$, i had trouble breathing under intial accelleration.


To my knowledge there was never a DSM that was a spider and all wheel drive from production. It was more than likely a GS-T.
Re: my evo lx ride..... im still cleaing out the p
Sunday, April 30, 2006 9:23 PM
ya i was going to say that the gsx was only a hard top.
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