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WTF IS THIS A JOKE!?!?!?!? AT SEMA NO LESS!!!!!!
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 2:51 PM
i`m sorry was this thing a joke???










Re: WTF IS THIS A JOKE!?!?!?!? AT SEMA NO LESS!!!!
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 2:53 PM
and this???











Re: WTF IS THIS A JOKE!?!?!?!? AT SEMA NO LESS!!!!
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 2:56 PM
um...








speechless.




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Re: WTF IS THIS A JOKE!?!?!?!? AT SEMA NO LESS!!!!
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 2:57 PM
what a waste of money...oh well i guess some people just dont care..



Re: WTF IS THIS A JOKE!?!?!?!? AT SEMA NO LESS!!!!
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 2:57 PM
lets pray to baby jesus they are.


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Re: WTF IS THIS A JOKE!?!?!?!? AT SEMA NO LESS!!!!
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 2:58 PM
i believe the first pic, the plate sats westcoast cusdtoms.....explains everything



o no wait, that would require actual customization on their part




Re: WTF IS THIS A JOKE!?!?!?!? AT SEMA NO LESS!!!!
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 3:01 PM
the first one looks like its a track car
did you ever see the audi tt nuringburgring track car
looks alot like that



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Re: WTF IS THIS A JOKE!?!?!?!? AT SEMA NO LESS!!!!
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 3:05 PM
They got your attention didnt they






Re: WTF IS THIS A JOKE!?!?!?!? AT SEMA NO LESS!!!!
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 3:07 PM
And that style of the 2nd post is big in the South like Miami I guess.





Re: WTF IS THIS A JOKE!?!?!?!? AT SEMA NO LESS!!!!
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 3:28 PM
Ford trying to get in to touring car series is a joke to you? Hell Pontiac put the sunfire in TOCA and it did well. So what's so funny about the Ford 500? The 2nd one i understand, but the 1st one is awesome.



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Re: WTF IS THIS A JOKE!?!?!?!? AT SEMA NO LESS!!!!
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 3:33 PM
JAMMIT wrote:Ford trying to get in to touring car series is a joke to you? Hell Pontiac put the sunfire in TOCA and it did well. So what's so funny about the Ford 500? The 2nd one i understand, but the 1st one is awesome.


purhaps, but the fact that it was all "west coast customed" out negates all value.






Re: WTF IS THIS A JOKE!?!?!?!? AT SEMA NO LESS!!!!
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 3:55 PM
i`m told by a guy who was there that the gas cap is airbrushed on


hell the wing looks like they made a trip to home depot



Re: WTF IS THIS A JOKE!?!?!?!? AT SEMA NO LESS!!!!
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 4:02 PM
that wing is the same on one of the audi track cars



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Re: WTF IS THIS A JOKE!?!?!?!? AT SEMA NO LESS!!!!
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 4:03 PM
the whole thing looks like crap. i fail to see how any of it would be functional on any kind of race car. its just typical west coast customs junk.







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Re: WTF IS THIS A JOKE!?!?!?!? AT SEMA NO LESS!!!!
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 4:11 PM
NfamousZ24 wrote:And that style of the 2nd post is big in the South like Miami I guess.


bingo. that car was made in hialeah, i saw pictures of this thing when it was just a frame with 28s and the body i believe is two different cars. this kid i worked with, his brother worked on this car, so he told me about it. i love this sh_t.





Re: WTF IS THIS A JOKE!?!?!?!? AT SEMA NO LESS!!!!
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 4:31 PM
its the
2004 Audi #8 24h Nürburgring TT-R

pic



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Re: WTF IS THIS A JOKE!?!?!?!? AT SEMA NO LESS!!!!
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 4:37 PM
The plates say "WestCoast" and "RIDES".. one is a TV show, the other is of course featured on "Pimp my Ride". That should explain everything.




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Re: WTF IS THIS A JOKE!?!?!?!? AT SEMA NO LESS!!!!
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 6:23 PM
My question is why did Ford release another sedan, the Fusion, if they already have the 500 which looks almost identical? Kinda like GM releasing 18 different SUVs that all look the same.

Never understood why people buy $500 cars and then put $10,000 rims on it.........



Re: WTF IS THIS A JOKE!?!?!?!? AT SEMA NO LESS!!!!
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 6:36 PM
Sparks (Puddin') wrote:the whole thing looks like crap. i fail to see how any of it would be functional on any kind of race car. its just typical west coast customs junk.


high speeds a wing does server a purpose also in cornering.. ever notice rally cars have big wings? they arent on there for when they hit a jump to make them fly further..



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Re: WTF IS THIS A JOKE!?!?!?!? AT SEMA NO LESS!!!!
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 7:10 PM
burn my eyes out please




Re: WTF IS THIS A JOKE!?!?!?!? AT SEMA NO LESS!!!!
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 7:37 PM
okay the first car is well ummmm i know the contour was called the mondeo in europe and hauled major arse and i think ford is gonna use the 500 for the gt cars over there now too.... and WCC tried to clone that.....

in europe theyve found purpose in making race cars that hideous.... down force is the name of the game.....................audi's super touring cars are notorious for being overly hideous yet effective

the 500's are awd that could be an actual sponsered race car.......................doubtfull though



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Re: WTF IS THIS A JOKE!?!?!?!? AT SEMA NO LESS!!!!
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 8:53 PM
Wow looks like SEMA"s turning into a ricer fest

Unfortunatey any nice cars that are there are all overshadowed by the gaudy rice like that shown in the above pictures.





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Re: WTF IS THIS A JOKE!?!?!?!? AT SEMA NO LESS!!!!
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 9:02 PM
Z2FLIP4 wrote:My question is why did Ford release another sedan, the Fusion, if they already have the 500 which looks almost identical? Kinda like GM releasing 18 different SUVs that all look the same.

Never understood why people buy $500 cars and then put $10,000 rims on it.........


I think the Fusion is a midsize, while the 500 is a fullsive. Kind of like how a BMW 3 series resembles a 5 series.
Re: WTF IS THIS A JOKE!?!?!?!? AT SEMA NO LESS!!!!
Wednesday, November 09, 2005 3:55 AM
^^^ Bingo

As for the $500 car and $10,000 rims... I dunno... I'd say something about guilding a lilly, but I've never thought of a Crown Vic or Caprice as a lilly.




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Re: WTF IS THIS A JOKE!?!?!?!? AT SEMA NO LESS!!!!
Wednesday, November 09, 2005 11:38 AM
wesmanw02 wrote:Wow looks like SEMA"s turning into a ricer fest

Unfortunatey any nice cars that are there are all overshadowed by the gaudy rice like that shown in the above pictures.


no see rice is when it would be on a honda civic or any other FWD car that is used for street use not actual racing.. learn what rice actually means before you start throwing it around because people could call your car rice also.

below is a write up from sport compact car mag in 2003. this might understand a tiny bit better.

here is the full article with some pictures to with some of you who might be a little off of the learning curve.



Technobabble: August 2003
The Origins of Rice
By Dave Coleman



Ask any riceboy why his front wheels are steel, why the chin of his body kit sticks out so far, or why there's a cross-drilled plastic imitation brake rotor hiding his rear drums, and you're guaranteed a blank stare. There is no "why" in the world of fashion, you just do what looks good. But why does that goofy @!#$ look good to him? Racecars, that's why.

Even in the bizarre world of the show car, form still follows function. It just happens to be following from a long way away. On a dusty road. With bad directions. The steel wheels came from early front-drive drag cars. Back then, the fastest guys, the ones breaking the 12-second barrier, had under-funded cars they drove to the track. Their heavy 17-inch wheels (that was big back then) and low-profile tires didn't hook up out of the hole, and doing burnouts on street tires was bad for the wallet.


Sticky tires, then, were mounted on smaller steel wheels for a gearing, grip, and financial advantage. Before long, those who weren't racing but wanted to look like they were, started popping off their front hubcaps and saving money for two 17-inch wheels instead of four. What started for a reason on the mean streets of El Monte, Calif., is now repeated blindly in Rumsey, Ky.

What looked boxy and strange in its first appearance on Subaru's trunk morphed into this far more attractive Focus wing only four months later. Just think what Veilside will be able to do in six more months.

The best, most extreme show cars hardly ever turn a wheel under their own power, so why do so many of them have massive front-mount intercoolers? Because racecars with big turbos have massive front-mount intercoolers. Nineteen-inch wheels on Hondas? What was mandated by the British Touring Car Championship in the '90s is now fashion for the new millenium. So where will the next riceboy fashion come from? I say rally cars.

Don't expect rice burners with knobbies, but I'd put money on the latest trend in rally car aerodynamics being reproduced in 50-pound Tiwanese fiberglass before the end of the year. In 10 years it will be in Kentucky.


So a decade from now, when you see a pimply faced Kentucky boy gluing a segmented rear wing to the rear hatch of his tired old RSX, you can tell him that idea first appeared at the 2003 Rally Monte Carlo. That was the first race for Subaru's updated aero package, which in addition to the new-generation Impreza nose, includes a rear wing with four vertical slats sticking through it. The design was such a good idea that three races later, in New Zealand, every one of the top cars had a similar wing.

The slats, you can explain, are there to improve high-speed stability by maintaining downforce when driving sideways, and by using the wind to help push the tail back behind the nose.

As the wing pushes through the air, the air following the top surface of the wing gets flung upward. Newton says the air's job, when being pushed up, is to push back down on the wing. On the bottom surface, the opposite happens; with the wing surface suddenly pulling up, air is sucked up to take its place, and when that happens, the air pulls back down on the wing.

Slide into a corner at a 30-degree angle, though, and two things happen. First, the wing is effectively narrower to the air approaching it. Second, the cross section of the wing, carefully designed in the wind tunnel for optimal downforce, gets elongated, taking some of the violence out of the air's journey upward.

Violence is everything when you're dealing with air, so the no-longer optimal cross section of the wing means less downforce.

The slats force the air to straighten out and go across the wing as the team aerodynamicist intended. All the air slamming into the side of those four slats, plus the two end plates, also work to straighten the car out, much like the vertical stabilizer on an airplane.

If he's still standing there, don't expect Kentucky boy to believe you. The wing, he'll slowly and carefully explain, since obviously you don't know much about cars, is there for the ladies.

He'll probably be right.
http://www.sportcompactcarweb.com/editors/technobabble/0308scc_techno/



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