Oh crap. it's true.
Last year on Zukiworld.com we all had a heck of a laugh at Jeep drivers expense when it was revealed that gay.com rated the Jeep Wrangler and Ford Ranger/F150 top honors as "most gay" trucks.
Well i was recently joking with a guy about it so we went to check it out and found out the new list for 2005 is out...pun intended. And I was totally shocked to see the first car on the list for this years top 10 gay cars was the Chevrolet Cobalt
check it out here
It was actually a very nice write-up and they also liked the Scion tC. Just not exactly the kind of press a Cobalt owner would want though i think.
The top 10 gay cars of 2005:
Chevy Cobalt
Mazda 6
Toyota Tacoma
Mustang Convertable (He-He)
M-B CLS500
M-B C230
Porsche 911
Honda Accord Hybird
Jeep Grand Cherokee
M-B M-Class SUV's
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omgs, gay cars hehe, cobalts that only do other cobalts...
seriously, grow up.
so if we see two cobalts sittin in a driveway at a house then we know there is some fudgepackin goin on inside?
JAMMIT wrote:It was actually a very nice write-up and they also liked the Scion tC. Just not exactly the kind of press a Cobalt owner would want though i think.
1 - it shouldn't matter who likes the car.
2 - your average owner isn't going to care if it's considered a "gay" car.
3 - why should you care?
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Wow, I'm sure no one is ever going to buy a Cobalt now since it is the most Gay car of 2005. How is GM's PR going to handle this!?
Making fun of gay cars - not funny
This line: "But the Cobalt is so well-built, with such impressive materials, that it could just as easily be wearing a Toyota or Honda badge -- the quality is that good." - funny
lol wouldnt that be funny if someone on here bought a cobalt and then noticed that guys kept pulling along side of them, staring, waving, blowing kisses and what not.
If you want to pick up guys, get a cobalt. LOL Gm should do some targeted advertising.
2006 Black Cobalt SS Supercharged G85
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Emor8t wrote:omgs, gay cars hehe, cobalts that only do other cobalts...
seriously, grow up.
Seriously, did you think i made it all up jackass? I included a link, it was rated in the top 10 gay cars for 2005. I didn't just say it to flame just thought you'd all get a laugh....sounds like you need to grow up.
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I llike how they mentioned the great reclining seats in the Tc as well.
But yeah, remember any PR is good PR!
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Atleast the Wrangler is out of the top 10 this year.
Have a good one,
Justin
kinda funny cuz a gay kid at my highschool last year got a colbalt
wesmanw02 wrote:I vote this the gayest thread ever, thats just retarded.
agreed.
the faggot comment at the beginning was unnecessary, as well, but intolerant @!#$s will be intolerant @!#$s.
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**sigh**
I have never understood the concept of the words "rice," "rice-burner," "gay," or even "ghey" when it comes to describing cars. I've been a member of this site for almost two years now and those words get thrown around almost as frequent as the variations on the word "trigger" (replace the "tr" with "n" and you'll get it as I refuse to type or say that word in any way) by black rappers (and the so-call thuggies around town) in the music business. I mean is this a "cool" way of insulting cars? I'm not trying to start a war or anything but I am really curious about this. I have seen cars in my life that I didn't agree with the way they were modded, hell I even posted a few, but never referred to them as any of the four names listed above. For example, I hate Neons with a passion (thanks to my bro and his poorly kept, poorly modded 98 Neon) but i would never refer to a Neon as a "rice" or "ghey" or any variants on it.
As a matter of fact, I think only way I would refer to any car in a homosexual sense was if I spotted a car or truck, that was carnation pink with hot pink flames that had in big graphic font "boi lover," "boi hunter" or something to that effect down the side. That may get a shock response of "that car is so gay" out of me, but that's it. Other than that, I don't see the point of ripping a car apart by calling it "gay" or "rice."
Corolla and RX7 nerd wrote:wesmanw02 wrote:I vote this the gayest thread ever, thats just retarded.
agreed.
the faggot comment at the beginning was unnecessary, as well, but intolerant @!#$s will be intolerant @!#$s.
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and since when is the porsche 911 a gay car?
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Corolla and RX7 nerd wrote:
the faggot comment at the beginning was unnecessary, as well, but intolerant @!#$s will be intolerant @!#$s.
Did you expect anything less from the most of these people? Lack of common sense and ignorance runs rampant here...
yeah and wow the 911's are gay as well....who comes up with this @!#$
((James)) Icee Smooth Cavalier wrote:**sigh**
I have never understood the concept of the words "rice," "rice-burner," "gay," or even "ghey" when it comes to describing cars. I've been a member of this site for almost two years now and those words get thrown around almost as frequent as the variations on the word "trigger" (replace the "tr" with "n" and you'll get it as I refuse to type or say that word in any way) by black rappers (and the so-call thuggies around town) in the music business. I mean is this a "cool" way of insulting cars? I'm not trying to start a war or anything but I am really curious about this. I have seen cars in my life that I didn't agree with the way they were modded, hell I even posted a few, but never referred to them as any of the four names listed above. For example, I hate Neons with a passion (thanks to my bro and his poorly kept, poorly modded 98 Neon) but i would never refer to a Neon as a "rice" or "ghey" or any variants on it.
As a matter of fact, I think only way I would refer to any car in a homosexual sense was if I spotted a car or truck, that was carnation pink with hot pink flames that had in big graphic font "boi lover," "boi hunter" or something to that effect down the side. That may get a shock response of "that car is so gay" out of me, but that's it. Other than that, I don't see the point of ripping a car apart by calling it "gay" or "rice."
Ok, well you could start by reading my post and following the links....It's obvious you just glanced at the subject and decided to write a manifesto on black people and what makes a car gay. Could you you make it MORE obvious that you didn't read the post, just replied?
Yuo obviously have not a shred of a clue what this post is about. And that's what makes your reply so funny.
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Justin Cox wrote:Atleast the Wrangler is out of the top 10 this year.
Have a good one,
Justin
You don't strike me as an insecure guy who gives that much of a @!#$.
Now if I get a Wrangler I'll have to go on stickerjunkie.com and make a sticker that says "It's a gay Jeep thing... You dumb straights wouldn't understand."
