Went to Ben's today to hang out and work on a couple things, and I thought you guys may like to see the "real" Tabasco.
He was acting all gangsta and screaming "west siiieeed" all damn day. I yelled at him numerous times to pull his pants up. I even had to explain to him that you can't take a wheel off with a Glock 9 in your pants. And for the love of pickles, if I have to listen to him recite one more 50 cent rap, I'm gonna slap him. Every other word out of his mouth was "dawg" and "-izzle". I don't think I'll ever go back to his house.
I couldn't wait to get home.
I thought I'd tell you, cuz you can't see in these pics, but he's "rollin twenty fo's"
Ben, good job at annoying Franklin.
And I'm glad to know that 50 cent gets on your nerves...I'll remember that for the meet. G-G-G-G- G-UNIT. (And I know EVERY song, my nizzle.
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(And just so you know,
most of the time, it's Jacob posting on here...this time it's Crystal...LOL)
"west siiiide" my ass you hairy pole smoker. actually this is the conversation that transpired....
polesmoker: "yo dawg, why don' u sit in da car --itll look pimp"
innocent ben: "that sounds like a wholesome and funny idea. with the door shut it would look like i have really small seats in my car. but really i do not have any seats installed in my car."
polesmoker: "dawg, while u are in da car why don' u fro up a gang sign. west siiiiiide muthafuka!"
innocent ben: "sure, why not? franklin is my friend and would never use such an obviously retarded picture to his advantage"
polesmoker: "yo dawg, i like takin' pics of u. i gotsa a weird man fetish. i mus' be gay"
innocent ben: "while i respect your need for diversity and your right to express yourself, i kindly ask that you refrain from thinking of me in such a way. i do not feel comfortable with it"
polesmoker: "yo i wants to haf yo baby.....no i wants to haf 10 o' yo babies. u can be my baby's daddy and not pay chil' supp'rt"
innocent ben: "franklin, even if that were genetically possible, i would respectfully decline. i am a completely heterosexual guy. i love the pussy.
polesmoker: "naw shortie, i can haf babies....look i gots a tampon in now."
innocent ben: "tampons are made for women only. and women do not put them in their buttholes. so please pull your pants back up before the neighbors call the cops."
polesmoker: down on kness begging to be taken and ravished like an animal
innocent ben: shakes head and quickly walks away.
yeah so thats how yesterday really went down.
TAMPON BOY, i dont think you are allowed over any more........
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Does this mean Tampon boy is own3d again????????????????????????
Why does Frank catch all the Hell??
Ben, at least I didn't post pics of a dick in your mouth again. Member that? It took you 3 freakin days to finally see it!!
Now, here is prolly my favorite TRUE part of the day. Ben's little brother and one of his buddies were out there trying to help us. An old feeble man pulled up across the street and started unloading bales of straw from his truck.
Now Ben, being the polite guy that he is, walked over and asked him, "Do you need some help?".
The feeble old man replied, "Yeah if you don't mind".
Ben promptly yelled, "Caleb, Aaron, get over here and help him!!!"
Yeah, such a nice guy. You cawk.
Love the sig.. Before ben paints that he needt to take all the prime back off and make sure its all scuffed before he lays anything else down. if he doesnt it is just going to continue to chip.
Appreciate the tip Winks. It's gonna have a little body work done, so certain places are going to bare metal, and we're gonna fix some things that weren't done right the first time, then sand all the primer off and some of the paint too. Just so we can get a good base to work with. Prep work is always the key to a good paint job, and this time there is no reason to hurry with it. Ben has something else to drive while we're working on this one.
It's gonna look hot when it emerges from paint.....hopefully in time for the bash!!!
Who knows, maybe I'll even have mine painted before the bash.
MUAHAHAHA my primer is better then your primer yo
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Let me know, you guys take a trip up here or on the way to the bash I'll paint it for Ben.
BTW: I say UK and louisville are gonna be in the finals together
Slammedcavy, YOur sig Rox.
But thats just a Cavalier!?!?!?!
The car looks like its almost ready for paint!
whats up with the primer coming off......
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R.I.P. Brian Klocke, you will never be forgotten
I'm guessin' someone didn't sand before the primer!
It was a quick job to cover some stuff up. I don't know the full reason, so ask him.
WInks, looks like we were wrong, pal.
But, that's why it's the madness, right?
My Cars slower than your Car!! wrote:Ben, at least I didn't post pics of a dick in your mouth again. Member that? It took you 3 freakin days to finally see it!!
Now, here is prolly my favorite TRUE part of the day. Ben's little brother and one of his buddies were out there trying to help us. An old feeble man pulled up across the street and started unloading bales of straw from his truck.
Now Ben, being the polite guy that he is, walked over and asked him, "Do you need some help?".
The feeble old man replied, "Yeah if you don't mind".
Ben promptly yelled, "Caleb, Aaron, get over here and help him!!!"
Yeah, such a nice guy. You cawk.
ROFL....ok THAT one is true.....
and about the primer? i spray bombed the car the day of the bash last year, right before i went up there. it was still wet when i was driving ROFL. i just did it so it would all be one color. it wasnt by any means supposed to be professional. but yes, when it is painted for real its all gonna get sanded and primed.
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you too really need to get out more often
