Warning/Disclaimer: This MOD is not for everybody. if a statey pulls you over and sees this MOD in your car you are responsible! He will know...just by seeing it, that you are a HARDCORE MODDER....and may call for backup. Please install at your own risk.
WHAT TO DO TO ENJOY THIS ULTRA SECRET HARDCORE MOD!!!!
You called in to work errr....sick.....yeah....cuz you got bit by a big A$$ MOD BUG!! While the old lady was getting ready in the bathroom, brushing her hair and lining you out on what you were gonna do today ...you carefully snuck in the kitchen and took your balls out of her purse and put them carefully back where they belong...in your pocket sucka!
She leaves....
......smile........cuz you're a SERIOUS JBO MODDER!
NOW...you only got fifteen minutes til she realizes your balls are missing from her purse (where she thinks they belong)
HUSTLE AnD fLOW!!!!!
Go into the bathroom and gank that tricks hair dryer and her fruity pink nail file!!!!
Jet to your CAVY and find the secret control panel as shown in this pic below and swipe them knobs off with a fierce quickness son:
NEXT:
Bust out your heat blowing gat....your wifes hair dryer and hit a knob with some
HARDCORE HEAT!
Now peel the factory rubber coating right off to reveal a
CLEAR PLASTIC KNOB...WHOAHHHH SUCKA!!!!
LOOK OUT!!!
Now to put that fruity pink nail file to a real use!!!...spruce up those rough edges!
FINSH up by putting everything back where you got it and check out your handiwork....
CONGRATS!!YOU ARE ONE HARDCORE F**&IN MODDER!!!!
Now paint them batches with one coat of a nice color to match your scheme and watch em' glow at nite ... You baller you 
MUEY THANKS TO Teamforwardmotion.com where I swiped the Howto from...
~BUTTERZ
Well it did work on the preview...I've been getting this a lot man. sorry cats...
Simple, but affective. Even though the images failed it was still doable without. Not bad.
wait....my balls belong in your wifes purse???
id have to see pics before agreeing with that statement.
God I hope not...better you than me though. . . ha ha. I got really bored today and did the most basic and cheapest mod ever. The old "Clear AC knob" MOD....hey it looks cool as sh** though
Here's another attempt at a pic of the finished product:
Alright...let's try cardomain.com and see what's crappenin' with these pix shall we?
This should be a pic of how it looked before:
and this should be after....hope it works..
I've turned a retarded "How to" into a tester for uploading pix....and i even read the newbie sticky's.... sorry folks
AHA!!! IT WORKS>>>ADIOS ANGELFIRE!!
shot i did that with the end of a quarter in like 5 mins and i have had any issues
RIP JESSE GERARD.....Youll always be in my thoughts and prayers...
people still use angelfire? i remember using it a good 15 years ago when i made my first webpage. oh, those were the days....!
I was just using it for a fast spot to throw some pics strictly for posts. SUCKKKSS!!!!!
It was a lot easier (and faster) to create a whole freaking profile and load pics into Cardomain.
Angelfire should take a lesson from AOL hometown and throw in the towel.
People have been doing this even before you were an itch in your daddy's pants, nothing new butterz.
...why the retarded title? and x2 on "where the fu(k have you been people have been doing this for over 10 years"
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...why the retarded title? and x2 on "where the fu(k have you been people have been doing this for over 10 years"
The title was a joke...hardcore mod huh? I'm well aware that people have been "doing this" longer than me man. I can tell by all the attitude that just about every new member receives if they so much as screw up posting a pic even though they read the sticky's. This is my first J body car that i get to mess with and I'm new to the JBO.
Have fun flaming the piss out of me nice guy...
THIS THREAD IS DEAD. I'LL BE UNDER THE HOOD IF YOU NEED ME ..NOT WASTING TIME ARGUING IN A FORUM. LATERZ.
Zomg he's doing uber l33t modz, next is a cold air intake!!!!!
Butterz M wrote:Quote:
...why the retarded title? and x2 on "where the fu(k have you been people have been doing this for over 10 years"
The title was a joke...hardcore mod huh? I'm well aware that people have been "doing this" longer than me man. I can tell by all the attitude that just about every new member receives if they so much as screw up posting a pic even though they read the sticky's. This is my first J body car that i get to mess with and I'm new to the JBO. Have fun flaming the piss out of me nice guy...
THIS THREAD IS DEAD. I'LL BE UNDER THE HOOD IF YOU NEED ME ..NOT WASTING TIME ARGUING IN A FORUM. LATERZ.
why post things in a stupid manner douche?.... and you have fun trying to get mad tuner horsepower and F&F "10 sec" passes out of your sohc automatic 4 door. i assume the new "top secret-ultra-uber-A$$ banged-dildo jelly mods your going to go install right now underz urs huuds will be an electric supercharger, turbo exhaust whistle, dryer tube intake, AVS hood scoops, aluminum wing, new and hip altezza tails and to top it off a apc windshield banner.
get lost fggt, i dont care weather or not you read a sticky and still cant post pics. dont post stupid sh!t just to post stupid sh!t, post it correctly and accurately. i dont have a problem with newbs...just douche-nozzles like you, all we ask is that you dont act like a 5 year old adhd kid without his pharmecutically produced anphetamines.
th3 strEETz is MY KITCHEN yo!
Desert Tuners
“When you come across a big kettle of crazy, it’s best not to stir it.”
Mike (96RedCav) wrote:Butterz M wrote:I'LL BE UNDER THE HOOD IF YOU NEED ME ..NOT WASTING TIME ARGUING IN A FORUM. LATERZ.
W3RD Y0
straight up G...you bust ur mad skillz under ur hood 2, or are u in teh house to arguz's in a forum with me.....you dont even know it yet but u got SERVED YO, word BIATCH.
but on a serious note. i wonder if...... T3H STR33TZ IS HIS KIT(H3N YOOOOO1!!1!!!!(white4door) too. we better stay out his kitchen, i mean off his streets. i have a feeling were gonna see a lot of ghey bull@!#$ posts and threads from BUTTERZtheMcocks
hey mike, i added you to one of my live g.t. friend list earlier. hop on cod5 later if you have it.
Cool, I don't have cod5 yet. But I think it is one the old lady wants, so I might just get it soon.
I will sign on to live later and check it
The Boost Creep (ECOsleeper) wrote:hey mike, i added you to one of my live g.t. friend list earlier. hop on cod5 later if you have it.
Lmfao, a burn and a jacking of the thread. Gotta love this guy.
