You know you're from Cleveland if...
1. Your idea of fine cuisine includes keilbasa and Stroh's beer
2. You think the Antichrist walks among us and moved to Baltimore in 1995
3. You refer to Pittsburgh as a Third World nation
4. You have to look at a map before you realize Cincinnati is NOT in Kentucky
5. You think political correctness involves using the term "certain ethnic" when telling a joke
6. You believe plastic lawn flamingos are essential in any landscaping project
7. Your second car is completely dissolved by salt by the time April rolls around
8. The phrase "lake effect" strikes terror in your heart
9. You actually remember when Dennis Kucinich was mayor
10. You see nothing wrong with wearing white socks with black shoes, even when wearing a tux
11. Party music involves an accordion
12. You always knew you lived in the Rock n Roll Capital of the World
13. You know more about Frankie Yankovic than Weird Al Yankovic
14. Tourists ask you what time the river catches fire
the rest of the list (669 items and counting)
“Please do not be cynical. I hate cynicism. Nobody gets in life exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard, and you’re kind, amazing things will happen.” Conan O'Brien
glad i live in medina instead of cleveland haha
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I can only relate to 1 of the 14 you gave
born/raised in cleveland
15. Your city has a resident drunken eco whore who goes by the name of Matt G.
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BlackEco wrote:15. Your city has a resident drunken eco whore who goes by the name of Matt G.
baaaaaahhh
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I have Weird Al Yankovic discs, but no knowledge of FrankieY.
"...smells like cheese..."-Stewie Griffin
here's one from pittsburgh to cleveland
1.You hate Cleveland although you've never been there.
