A guy is sitting at the bar, getting hammered. After a while, he is so drunk that he throws up all over his shirt. Looking down at the mess, the guy blurts out, "my wife is gonna KILL ME!!"
The bartender walks over and whispers to the guy, "look pal, here's what ya do: ya put a 20 in the shirt pocket and tell your ol' lady that some drunk barfed on ya, and he gave ya the $20 to get your shirt cleaned". So the man pays his tab, puts a $20 bill in his shirt pocket and walks home.
The guy gets home and stumbles upstairs, waking his wife up in the process. She meets him at the bedroom door and asks what happened to him and his shirt. He hands her the money and tells her, "some drunk threw up on me and gave me $20 to get my shirt cleaned".
She says, "but there is $40 here..."
He says, "oh yeah.. he sh*t in my pants, too".
R.I.P. JessE Gerard 7.11.87 - 1.25.08
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Evan for your posts this will get you a spot on my upcoming Internet Warrior profile post...........
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SHOCKWAVE IS BACK
so jess you going to pay top dollar for me stripping at the meet next year? you might want to check your pm that i sent last time if you havent already
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