A 15 year-old boy came home with a Porsche, and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that car?" He calmly told them, "I bought it today."
"With what money? We know what a Porsche costs!!" demanded his parents. "Well," said the boy, "this one cost me $15."
So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like that for $15," they asked. "It was the lady up the street," said the boy.
I don't know her name, they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for $15."
"Oh my Goodness," moaned the mother, "She must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on."
So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting some flowers. He introduced himself as
the father of the boy to whom she had sold the Porsche to and demanded to know why she did it.
"Well," she said, "This morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he has
run off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn't intend to come back. He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new
Porsche and send him the money. So I did."
Lesson here guys: if you're gonna run off with a new woman, kill your wife first
R.I.P. JessE Gerard 7.11.87 - 1.25.08
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good stuff evan as always
RIP JESSE GERARD.....Youll always be in my thoughts and prayers...
hahahaha I like that one.
