A preacher was following an old pick-up down a country road one night. The old truck was swerving and weaving like the driver was drunk. When a straitaway came up, the preacher used this opportunity to pass the potentially hazardous pick-up and pull away. Paying too much attention to his rear-view mirror, the preacher didnt see the curve coming up and drove clear off the side of the road into a ditch.
About 5 minutes later, the drunk comes puttin by slow as can be. He stops next to the ditch and asks the preacher if he needed a hand. The preacher replies, "No sir, I have Jesus riding with me." To which the drunk replies, "Well Preacher, you better let him ride with me, or else you're liable to get 'em killed!!"



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