A girl comes walking out of her house to find a leprechaun in her rose garden. She sneeks up behind him, and grabs him. She tells him, "now that I've caught you, Leprechaun, you must grant me a wish.. any wish I want!!". He looks at her and says, "tell me what you wish for.". She replies, "I want a brand new Corvette.. in PINK!!". The leprechaun replies, "it'll be granted, but first, you must sleep with me.. all night long!!".
The next morning, the leprechaun rolls over to face the girl and asks, "by the way, how old are you?". She replies, "25.. why do you ask?". He hops out of bed and says, "at that age, and you still believe in leprechauns?"
R.I.P. JessE Gerard 7.11.87 - 1.25.08
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good stuff man lol
RIP JESSE GERARD.....Youll always be in my thoughts and prayers...
