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Emergency Brake............
Monday, March 12, 2007 7:28 PM
Now when I said Emergency brake you thought I meant the emergency brake. Nope. I thought of all the times it was dark out and i flew past a cop only to get chased down and ticketed, so then came the idea........ Put a toggle to the brake pedal switch, fly past a cop, turn off the lights and flip the switch...... he can't see you anymore...even when you brake. Brilliant...... I'll let you know how it works out the next time I speed past a cop.

Re: Emergency Brake............
Monday, March 12, 2007 7:34 PM
or, you could try not breaking the law...



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Re: Emergency Brake............
Monday, March 12, 2007 7:46 PM
Ya that makes loads of sense...
1. He'll then just pull you over for not having working lights/not turning them on.
2. You get in a wreck and an insurance company looks at your car and sees a switch wired to the lights you can kiss any insurance money goodbye.

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Re: Emergency Brake............
Monday, March 12, 2007 7:53 PM
I got to admit, I'm the first in line when it comes to gettin over on the cops but i don't think this is a smart idea. The cop might not be able to see you at NIGHT but how do you plan to see and not crash into anything. I have 5% tint on my windows and when they are all the way up and not to mention it is dark outside it is almost impossible for me to see. But hey " To each his own".
Re: Emergency Brake............
Monday, March 12, 2007 7:56 PM
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Re: Emergency Brake............
Monday, March 12, 2007 8:08 PM
what would be more "intellegent" would be to put a switch on so that when its active, all taillight function is lost, but headlights stay on, or everyting goes off except a set of foglights or one headlight or something. but even that is a dumb idea, and WHEN you get caught, your only digging a hole deeper, and no judge will have mercy on you

best bet is to not be stupid and get the cops after you in the first place












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Re: Emergency Brake............
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Re: Emergency Brake............
Monday, March 12, 2007 9:33 PM
I had to run away from another vehicle before, not from the cops, its a long story.

But what I did was turn off all of my lights, pull the e-brake one click (turns off the DRLs) and then a used the e-brake as brakes, just had to be gentle so I didn't spin.
Then I quickly pulled into a shrouded area and waited. It works well.



Re: Emergency Brake............
Monday, March 12, 2007 10:05 PM
wow, just wow @ this thread.

I can say first hand that it doesn't work. you'd have to also do something with the rear reflectors and license plate.









Re: Emergency Brake............
Tuesday, March 13, 2007 4:12 AM
even at night with no lights on they will still be able to see you. how about not speeding?



Re: Emergency Brake............
Tuesday, March 13, 2007 4:31 AM
If there is one thing I've learned from the TV police chase programs, it's that people trying to elude the cops at night are probably going to blow it by continuing to use their blinkers out of habit.



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Re: Emergency Brake............
Tuesday, March 13, 2007 4:45 AM
just when I thought the world couldn't get any dumber you come along at prove me wrong.....basically, ur mom should have swallowed!


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Re: Emergency Brake............
Tuesday, March 13, 2007 5:02 AM
howe0822 wrote:just when I thought the world couldn't get any dumber you come along at prove me wrong.....basically, ur mom should have swallowed!


Wow............ You probably feel really funny saying something like that. I'm not saying I am out running the cops, I'm saying you pass one and see him start to pull out while your down the road a bit and you want to be able to ditch off on to a side road without him seeing you.... then this will work. I'm not saying if he is right behind me I'm gonna run from him. They watch for your brake lights when they turn around or start to pull out, I would know my uncle and my boss are both cops.

And by the way howe0822 it would have been funnier if you would have said "You're a waste of a sperm and should've been a blow job"
Re: Emergency Brake............
Tuesday, March 13, 2007 6:28 AM
but if your not speeding then you wouldnt have to worry about it



Re: Emergency Brake............
Tuesday, March 13, 2007 6:36 AM
X2 on the Newbs FTL. Your uncle would probably punch you in the face if he saw this thread. theres no point in even thinking about this unless your trying to outrun the cops. or hide from them or whatever.





Re: Emergency Brake............
Tuesday, March 13, 2007 6:47 AM
Jason Gearhart wrote:Now when I said Emergency brake you thought I meant the emergency brake. Nope. I thought of all the times it was dark out and i flew past a cop only to get chased down and ticketed, so then came the idea........ Put a toggle to the brake pedal switch, fly past a cop, turn off the lights and flip the switch...... he can't see you anymore...even when you brake. Brilliant...... I'll let you know how it works out the next time I speed past a cop.


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Re: Emergency Brake............
Tuesday, March 13, 2007 7:00 AM
Somehow I picture the worst-case scenario. The cop pulls out and starts hauling ass to catch you. You slam on your binders and veer car toward the nearest dark side-road, and end up with a Crown-vic shaped impression T-boned into your rear quarter.



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Re: Emergency Brake............
Tuesday, March 13, 2007 11:20 AM
Geeky wrote:If there is one thing I've learned from the TV police chase programs, it's that people trying to elude the cops at night are probably going to blow it by continuing to use their blinkers out of habit.


You'd also think that if his uncle or whatever are cops, he'd obviously know that cops have TONS of lights on their cars. Spotlight, alley lights, roof lights, etc. Also, don't matter how quick the car is, their radio is faster and can swarm in minutes. Eventually he will get caught, and have literally no excuse for what has happend. Then he'll be nailed for speeding, reckless driving and evasion of police. Try to explain why you have a switch on your car for disabling your brakes. If the judge just has the car seized, you'd be lucky.
Re: Emergency Brake............
Tuesday, March 13, 2007 11:44 AM
Exodus 259 wrote:
Geeky wrote:If there is one thing I've learned from the TV police chase programs, it's that people trying to elude the cops at night are probably going to blow it by continuing to use their blinkers out of habit.


You'd also think that if his uncle or whatever are cops, he'd obviously know that cops have TONS of lights on their cars. Spotlight, alley lights, roof lights, etc. Also, don't matter how quick the car is, their radio is faster and can swarm in minutes. Eventually he will get caught, and have literally no excuse for what has happend. Then he'll be nailed for speeding, reckless driving and evasion of police. Try to explain why you have a switch on your car for disabling your brakes. If the judge just has the car seized, you'd be lucky.


yup a simple speeding ticket just lead to felony evading.



Re: Emergency Brake............
Tuesday, March 13, 2007 10:35 PM
wow.... i'll be number 2 for "wow" being all i can realy think of... you realy need to get off my planet, dude... seriously... just DONT speed, and you wont have an issue... or do the world a favor, darwin style and pull your little trick, pass a cop doing 90, turn your lights off... and wrap yourself around a stationary object.


On the other hand....you have other fingers.

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Re: Emergency Brake............
Wednesday, March 14, 2007 4:56 AM
wow....your an idiot and shouldn't have a drivers license




Re: Emergency Brake............
Wednesday, March 14, 2007 6:01 AM
Dude don't be dumb, I did the exact thing, (switch for the lights to run from people) on my 91 cavy, i'll post the pics of the carnage when i get my old camera developed
Re: Emergency Brake............
Wednesday, March 14, 2007 6:19 AM
do us all a favor and kill yourself





Re: Emergency Brake............
Wednesday, March 14, 2007 6:52 AM
i'll just not comment and pretend this thread didn't exist



Re: Emergency Brake............
Wednesday, March 14, 2007 7:03 AM
MelvinHimself wrote:Dude don't be dumb, I did the exact thing, (switch for the lights to run from people) on my 91 cavy, i'll post the pics of the carnage when i get my old camera developed


Oh ya, i did this to my field car, not my daily driver, it was about 5% street legal to begin with.
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