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best way to destroy a honda?
Wednesday, June 01, 2005 6:52 PM
lets say theres someone you HATE...and you HAPPEN to have full access to their honda accord ......
....what would YOU do to it....preferably in a way that doesnt hurt the car until its driven a bit ........... any suggestions???


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Re: best way to destroy a honda?
Wednesday, June 01, 2005 7:01 PM
The number one thing I would do, is NOTHING.
You aren't the smartest person, are you? I mean, You're telling the WHOLE @!#$IN WORLD on the internet that you are going to do something to someone's car but won't hurt it "until it's driven a bit." Do you really want it on your conscience if that person gets hurt or killed by your dumbass actions? Grow up tool. And someone please delete this topic. @!#$in loser.





Re: best way to destroy a honda?
Wednesday, June 01, 2005 7:06 PM
wow...that was completly...unhelpfull
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Do you really want it on your conscience if that person gets hurt or killed by your dumbass actions

um...im not seeing the downside..wuss


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Re: best way to destroy a honda?
Wednesday, June 01, 2005 7:11 PM
Best way to destroy a honda is to cut it into pieces with a sawsall, lol I've done it with an old parts car, tons of fun but thats a little extreme for what your planning on.
I say derby it, lol
or if you really hate them and they deserve it just pull the acessory belts of the engine so the water pump or oil pump dosent turn and the car over heats cause of no water curculation or seases (sp?) itself solid from lack of oil, lol

I personally wouldnt do anything to anyones car like taht but if your planning on it and really hate them, I bet they deserve it .




Re: best way to destroy a honda?
Wednesday, June 01, 2005 7:14 PM
burn it down and walk away



Re: best way to destroy a honda?
Wednesday, June 01, 2005 7:17 PM
drain the oil?
Re: best way to destroy a honda?
Wednesday, June 01, 2005 7:19 PM
Drive off a cliff with you in it?


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Re: best way to destroy a honda?
Wednesday, June 01, 2005 7:35 PM
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burn it down and walk away

BEST ADVICE EVER lol

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Drive off a cliff with you in it

hmmm...id rather not go that direction with this lol


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Re: best way to destroy a honda?
Wednesday, June 01, 2005 7:55 PM
ok first what you need to do i get a big piece of wood. Now get a guy to take that piece of wood and smack you as hard as he can against your head. This should knock the stupid idea out of your head. Maybe it will knock some common sense into you. Either way, make sure you get it on video so we can all laugh at you.


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Re: best way to destroy a honda?
Wednesday, June 01, 2005 7:56 PM
Cover yourself in gasoline, ignite yourself, and drive it until it burns to nothingness.



Re: best way to destroy a honda?
Wednesday, June 01, 2005 8:00 PM
you guys are wayyyy off....if it BURNS then the insurance will pay for it ....WHERES THE FUN IN THAT!


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Re: best way to destroy a honda?
Wednesday, June 01, 2005 8:01 PM
cut his belt 3/4 way.......regap his sparkplugs, drain the oil........if its stick, reverse his shift linkage, cut random wires, loosen lugnuts, remove brake pads, drain brake fluid, drain clutch fluid......wire his horn to his airbag, or to his blinker,


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Re: best way to destroy a honda?
Wednesday, June 01, 2005 8:21 PM
pour molasses in the oil....it'll run fine till he shuts it off...when he does, it'll be locked tighter than a 5 year old boy



Re: best way to destroy a honda?
Wednesday, June 01, 2005 8:38 PM
You are ignorant and should have your car f'd with, oh I don't like someone so I'm going to mess with their car, I hope your car gets stolen or someone slash's your tires tongiht and breaks every window.
Re: best way to destroy a honda?
Wednesday, June 01, 2005 8:56 PM
perhaps you should destroy yourself before you @!#$ with someones car
im sure you would love it if he destroyed yours




Re: best way to destroy a honda?
Wednesday, June 01, 2005 9:13 PM
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perhaps you should destroy yourself before you @!#$ with someones car

ya know...im glad to see you guys never had YOUR @!#$ with but ive had MINE @!#$ with LOTS..so much its made me paranoid....the point of this isnt cus i just " dont like someone" it goes way beyond that, this is someone who has f **ked and f**ked and F*KED with me!!! believe me...its well earned
so to all the guys that actually gave good input...THANK YOU
and to all the guys that pretty much just wasted time,,,i cant wait till have YOUR @!#$ @!#$ with so then YOULL know what it feels like!! ...have a nice day


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Re: best way to destroy a honda?
Wednesday, June 01, 2005 9:17 PM
My car has been broken into/vandalized 4 times in 3 years...I didnt so @!#$ about it but sit back and collect the insurance money. And if its mental anguish he/she is causing you, then suck it up, itll only make you stronger...puss.



Re: best way to destroy a honda?
Wednesday, June 01, 2005 9:43 PM
a puss is someone who lets other people walk on them....i take it your one of those people...im not
as far as the car goes if i just wanted to let out my anger on it id go smash the headlights in..but thats not the case,id rather be alittle creative


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