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jet chip
Friday, December 09, 2005 9:27 AM
so i bought the jet power control module and dont notice nuch of a difference except a lower idle anyone got one of these or know if they are worth a &%$#

Re: jet chip
Friday, December 09, 2005 9:31 AM
eker eker wrote:so i bought the jet power control module and dont notice nuch of a difference except a lower idle anyone got one of these or if they are worth a &%$#


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Re: jet chip
Friday, December 09, 2005 9:33 AM
oh boy...i see where this is going...your gonna regret buying that thing after a couple comments hehe



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Re: jet chip
Friday, December 09, 2005 9:36 AM
oh its all good if anything ill put it up on ebay and maybe eat a hundred bucks
Re: jet chip
Friday, December 09, 2005 9:39 AM
you CANNOT chip our cars....it doesnt work. there are hundreds of posts on here about them not working and they are a waste of money. y dont people research the parts that they are going to buy.


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Re: jet chip
Friday, December 09, 2005 9:41 AM
i didnt even know this site existed when i bought it
Re: jet chip
Friday, December 09, 2005 9:51 AM
Sell it on ebay. You'll gain more in weight reduction from removing it.



Re: jet chip
Friday, December 09, 2005 9:53 AM
There are many other places to do research other than this site. But trust me, the information is readily available here and its quite useful. You can't chip our cars so I hope you learned your lesson. From now on I hope you will know to search for answers and post if you can't find what you need. Read the FAQ's too; they won't be a waste of your time.



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Re: jet chip
Friday, December 09, 2005 10:14 AM
I've never seen one in person... how does it connect to the car?





Re: jet chip
Friday, December 09, 2005 10:21 AM
keep it. it truly does help. it gives you like 25+ hp... you cant tell the difference cause it feels like your going slower than you really are.

what it does is trick your car into thinking its moving slower than wht it really is... which means when your racing at around 65 your really moving around 80. so when a cop stops you and ask how fast you were going. you can say only 65 and youll be right. then tell him your chipped. most of the time they will smile nod there head and give you a ticket anyway but who cares you got speed.

plus this bad boy lets you remove the limiter sort of. when the limiter usually kicks in at around 108 youl be going about 128 mph. what a deal.... and for only $500 dollars.

next thing you need to do is buy you some nawwwwws and a the biggest wing you can to help with updraft.





Re: jet chip
Friday, December 09, 2005 11:10 AM
Damn shaune sure looks like you listen to some gay a s s music


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Re: jet chip
Friday, December 09, 2005 11:27 AM
tougez24 wrote:Damn shaune sure looks like you listen to some gay a s s music


wow you really need to open your ears then.

breaking point are ok but i wouldnt call them amazing. but alter bridge on the other hand... wow

mark tremonti is a guitar god i dont care who you are. about the only artist out right now who knows how to play a solo and make a harmonize. he is amazing.

and submersed is another great band also.

you prolly just say that cause youve never heard from any of these bands and want to show how much you know about music. so do me a favor, put your headphones on,grab your ipod, and krank up the m&m, fiddy sense, slipsnot etc. and leave talented musicians alone.





Re: jet chip
Friday, December 09, 2005 11:28 AM
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mark tremonti is a guitar god i dont care who you are. about the only artist out right now who knows how to play a solo and make it harmonize. he is amazing.






Re: jet chip
Friday, December 09, 2005 11:34 AM
didn't Karo Dyno that thing at a whopping 1 HP gain.


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Re: jet chip
Friday, December 09, 2005 11:41 AM
Mylife75 (ajose) wrote:didn't Karo Dyno that thing at a whopping 1 HP gain.


i think so. it took him like 12 dyno pulls to gain 1 hp



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Re: jet chip
Friday, December 09, 2005 11:42 AM
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You can't chip our cars so I hope you learned your lesson

correction...you cant chip MOST of our cars ...my chip works GREAT



FACT : Statistics show that you are more likely to to be hit by lightning than to die street racing.
FACT : It is our American RIGHT to own a GUN but not to drive a car.
"Those who would sacrifice freedom for saftey deserves neither Freedom nor safety!" - Benjamin Franklin
"The real destroyer of liberties is he who spreads among them bounties, donations and benefits." -- Plutarch
Re: jet chip
Friday, December 09, 2005 11:42 AM
Mylife75 (ajose) wrote:didn't Karo Dyno that thing at a whopping 1 HP gain.


yup

did it once got like 1hp,

then called em complained, then they said let it take a week to learn by driving it...

did it like a week or two later, and still same results...

cheaper way of doing it..... the ebay magical 20HP + chips you see...

although anyone cant tell those are just as much BS as well.... the jetchip just gives you throttle response lights...



Re: jet chip
Friday, December 09, 2005 11:51 AM
yeah i think i wasted a good $200 but ill probably sell it to someone or put it on ebay
Re: jet chip
Friday, December 09, 2005 11:53 AM
hey, it makes a good paper weight. lol



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Re: jet chip
Friday, December 09, 2005 12:16 PM
a very expensive paper weight






Re: jet chip
Friday, December 09, 2005 12:21 PM
Wow man, not only are you an idiot, who-da-f u c k quotes himself. I got your point idiot, you dont have to reitirate. And btw, you know, what music i listen to? Do you see me advertising slipknot, eminem....no. I see you advertising some q ueer a s s bands, so i made my opinion heard. 99red z24 here, on the other hand, apparently listens to good music. So dont make accusations about what i listen to, because you havent a clue what i listen to. So howz about this- stop wasting money on your gay a s s cd's, and spend some time and money on your car. =)


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Re: jet chip
Friday, December 09, 2005 1:29 PM
??tonguez?

why are you even on this site in the first place...this is a jbody site. your registry says you have a toyo camry so y are you here. and actually i didnt quote myself dumbass i made an adjustment in the wording.

oh and btw you sounds like a gay as-s newb to me. getting onto me about what to spend my money on and what not and least i dont waste my money on these such things

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Re: jet chip
Friday, December 09, 2005 1:39 PM
all it takes is 2 people to ruin a good thread. would you two take your problems elsewheres instead of having a pissing contest here on the board? Who gives a flying damn what music either of you listen to I don't personally,


But yeah, shiny box with lights is exactly what jet makes for our car. I knew a guy that bought one and bragged to everyone at school. his "butt dyno" says gains but eh, all I know is that obd2 cannot be chipped.... so far.



Re: jet chip
Friday, December 09, 2005 1:45 PM
dont know where all the band bullsh__ comes from... and i dont have a problem with either of the two goin back and forth.

but for the record...

breaking point does RVD's entrance theme. pretty decent song "one of a kind"

altered bridge has done some good WWE PPV themes as well.

for me its good when i have over 585 pounds of IRON on my back doing a free weight squat... both groups songs rank up there with nonpoint among other groups.



i personally just would like to know what makes a band have "gay arsed music"?

does their music turn people magically into homosexuals?

maybe ellen degeneres listens to em?

if you dont like a certain genre of music, thats cool, but calling something gay without any reason would seem pretty immature, remedial, (or you pick a word relating to retarded and corny and fill in the blank).


never mind, just checked the ages of most on this post.... do continue.... <img src="http://www.angelfire.com/md/TOWSONFTBLPLYR/rolleyes.gif">

sooner or later when people learn to listen to what they want and be who they are instead of following along something cause someone says its not cool or "its gay"

thats about the time you can be considered a real man, real woman, or in summary, not someone elses punk beeatch...

but until someone can define "wasting money on your gay a s s cd's"

or "some gay a s s music"



its just proof that hes probably only saying it to piss you off and you are falling for it.





maybe we should go around calling peoples family members gay, even though they arent, mainly because we dont know em, but dont like em....



Re: jet chip
Friday, December 09, 2005 1:47 PM
hell yeah man, you should see it! And no i am not a newb, i joined this site a looooooooooooooong time ago, but i got fed up with all of the "rice" as you guys like to call it, i left, and never even visited the site until today, just to talk @!#$. I used to have a cavalier though, a 96 4 door. It wasnt much, and eventually, i fell off of the TOUGE (not tongue, jackass). Oh well, its my fault for not warming up my tires. But at least i actually used my car for what its for, which is a lot more than i can say for most of the pussies on this forum, like you.


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