Long story made short: Oil leak behind the Harmonic Balancer, replaced seal. Put balancer back on, it was bent and tore the Crankshaft Position Sensor in half. Went to AutoZone, bought new sensor, but it on, put everything back together, car runs like crap. Beyond crap, it'll run at about 20 rpm with it floored. Tried disconnecting the battery for a while to see if that was the case, I'm completely lost. Help!?

-Chris-